Apr 24, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "REVEREND INTERNET JIM JESUS"

"I'm a 25 year old aspiring cult expert and raconteur with a taste for hookah tobacco, spicy foods and fine ales." --Matt Kyes, lying about his age.

Tomorrow is the 31st birthday of pot smoking auto mechanic Matt Kyes, known to Anonymous as "The Reverend Internet Jim Jesus": His Myspace account states his age as 26, so I called his local DMV where his mustang is registered, and verified that he is in fact turning 31:



Matt is a lying bigot, and a hate group apologist. I visited his hate blog located at www.JimJesus.com and found, to my dismay, that he has made several posts directly attacking me, and ridiculing my contention that Anonymous members are cyber-stalkers. He defends their actions, making the claim that the posting of the personal information of others, without their permission, is not cyber-stalking.

To Matt, there is nothing wrong with letting my readers know the serial number or registration date of his vehicle:

Mach1 serial number: 0F05M206527 Registration date: 2005-08-23



To Matt, there is nothing inherently bad about pointing out that his brother Jeff Kyes and his sister Miranda Kyes also live in Kingston, Ontario:
I guess it would also be alright if I were to start pooling together all the information I can on Matt's friends as well. Friends like Jeff Hamilton and Alex Miller....

Matt Kyes is one of those Liberal Fascists who wants to care about people to death. He's even offered to be there for me:

"Tom Newton is a sad case, I hope he snaps out of it soon. I know I talk a lot of shit Tom, but it's because I care. When you wake up, I'll be here to help. As will the critics and Anonymous. " -- Matt Kyes, posting as the "Reverend Internet Jim Jesus"


...Well Matt, Jim Jesus, Pig-Wrestler, Mach1, or whatever else you choose to call yourself, if you cared about other people, you would not be trying to inflict your own narrow-mindedness on them. You wouldn't persecute people for having a different religion. Have a nice 31st birthday. I hope you like pizza..........



Tom Newton

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

"pot smoking"

Hookahs don't use marijuana Tom, just because everything you smoke is packed with the stuff that doesn't mean the whole world does likewise.

Anonymous said...

Those are his standards Tom. If you think that does constitute stalking why are you doing it? Oh right, it's OK to stalk people who disagree with you and your cult.

Anonymous said...

This coming from someone who has claimed to be a Scientologist, not a Scientologist, a satanist, a Christian, a Christian atheist and a follower of Ancient Egyptian religion.

Anonymous said...

I got here through StumbleUpon and I am absolutely horrified that you posted the information on some guy's brother and his wife. You may be waging some kind of weird war here but posting pictures of a minor child that is not in any way involves is SICK. What the hell is wrong with you? I hope that child's mother sues the hell out of you for pointing pedophiles directly to her child, you sick bastard!

Pedobear said...

HOT!

Anonymous said...

^Nice try Tom.

Anonymous said...

wait a sec, isnt this the same tom newton who last article was calling ANONYMOUS out for cyber-stalking? but now does the exact same thing he accuses others of?

tom you're a huge fucking hypocrite, get help you sick fuck

Anonymous said...

Mr. Newton I don't get why you call them pedophiles? Has someone ever been arrested or charged with assaulting a minor? If so I don't think it is fair to lump a group together based on the actions of one individual. Your a member of the church of scientology and members have been arrested for various crimes over many years: does that make you guilty of the same such offense committed by a fellow scientologist?

Anonymous said...

Tom is just a bigot and does not consider anyone who thinks badly of Scientology human. To him we are vermin who must be exterminated by any means necessary. I predict vocal critics will be killed because of their opinions soon.

Anonymous said...

Nope. but a Cincinnati Scientologist was arrrested yesterday for being a pedophile and assaulting a child since 2007 inside the Ohio Org.

http://www.kypost.com/content/wcposhared/story/Man-Accused-Of-Abusing-Minor-At-Scientology-Church/qVq4Nl2tMESaX4sT3z47lg.cspx

WHAT NOW, TOM?!

Tom Newton said...

"I got here through StumbleUpon and I am absolutely horrified that you posted the information on some guy's brother and his wife. You may be waging some kind of weird war here but posting pictures of a minor child that is not in any way involves is SICK. What the hell is wrong with you? I hope that child's mother sues the hell out of you for pointing pedophiles directly to her child, you sick bastard!"

You think this is sick?

look at what Anonymous does:

Hate Group Using Kids as Human Shields. Tom

Anonymous said...

nigger

Anonymous said...

agree with the above poster. childish. WTF? i'm confused at how this helps make scientology look good.
this makes you look like a douche to all the anonymous and scientologists who read this (lets face it, no one else gives a rats ass about this blog)

I don't think it's going to deter anyone either. see you at the next picket :-)

Anonymous said...

TOM WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE EAT CNTS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
WE WILL MONKEY STOMP YOUR NIGRA LOVING ASS INTO THE DIRT.


WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LEGION
FEAR US!

TOM NEWTON said...

"Mr. Newton I don't get why you call them pedophiles? Has someone ever been arrested or charged with assaulting a minor? If so I don't think it is fair to lump a group together based on the actions of one individual. Your a member of the church of scientology and members have been arrested for various crimes over many years: does that make you guilty of the same such offense committed by a fellow scientologist?"


Pedobear. Search the archives for Pedobear.






Tom

Anonymous said...

I call samefag on the last two posts.

CAPTAIN ADDERALL said...

Awwwwww, thanks Tommmmmmmy.
You care enough to make a whole blogspot dedicated to meeeeee?

Jesus, you are more pathetic than I thought.

COME UP WITH SOME FUCKING FRESH NEW MATERIAL. You've been bitching the same old song... We've heard it before.
Everyone knows it's bullshit.
I just showed your blogspot around the set... we had a good laugh.
lol.

Old news is old. Seriously.
Come up with something new to troll about or GET THE FUCK OUT!

Oh... and doxxing people on your blog? Nice... shows how cowardly you really are....

They're just more determined to fight the cult now.

Have a good weekend, you cyberstalking psychotic freak, lol.

CaptainAdderall



P.S. You've been reported to the FBI. I also saved the stills in case you tried to remove it and lie about it.

Have a great weekend

Anonymous said...

^ Tom got pwnt.

Tom Newton said...

"CaptainAdderall



P.S. You've been reported to the FBI. I also saved the stills in case you tried to remove it and lie about it."

Snitch. So-called vigilante's hiding behind any and all perceived authority figures.

Lol. Funny how you punks kiss ass to the mainstream media in the same way.

Run along now, children. It's nice out.



Tom Newton

The Reverend Internet Jim Jesus said...

does anyone else see the irony of Tom Newton telling anyone "Run along now, children. It's nice out."

You spend more time on the computer than all of anon combined. Even so you still haven't figured out how to use it... you think I'm Canadian.

Anonymous said...

^

tom is 8 different people. lrn 2 anonymous.

CAPTAIN ADDERALL said...

Tom,
You are stalking, harassing, slandering, threatening, committing identity theft, invasion of privacy, and come'on... how much of a coward are you to spread dox....

I have nothing to hide. Which is why the Office of Special Affairs is so pissed off.
Anywho...
you fail.

but have a good weekend,
CaptainAdderall

Anonymous said...

tom is 8 different people. lrn 2 anonymous.

Ha ha, no. Since the start of the original blog there may have been two people who have played 'Tom' but there hasn't been that much variation in the abusive language.

Null said...

Ha ha, no. Since the start of the original blog there may have been two people who have played 'Tom' but there hasn't been that much variation in the abusive language.really? I counted 3 :S :p

Atrocitus said...

Perhaps it's just me, but everytime Tommy Boy posts it's akin to Mr. Belvedere sitting on his nuts. Over and over and over again.

Anonymous said...

Ooops!
http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/viewtopic.php?t=30495

Anonymous said...

TOMS A NIGGER LOL

Anonymous said...

^That's just childish Tom.

Anonymous said...

TOMS A NIGGER LOL

Anonymous said...

^Again, very childish Tom.

Anonymous said...

TOMS A NIGGER LOL

Anonymous said...

^Does it need to be said?

Anonymous said...

TOMS A NIGGER LOL

Anonymous said...

Please be advised: Members of the hate group Anonymous are known to frequent this blog. Do not leave any personally identifying information in your post.

Thomas Newton said...

I'M A NIGGER LOL

Tom Newton said...

NO I'M A NIGGER LOL

Anonymous said...

Tom I search the entire web page for any proof of pedophilia activity and all you have is something from a web page called Encyclopedia Dramatica. Yes it is vile picture but has anyone ever been charged or arrested or prosecuted for their crimes? If anonymous says you molest children I would say show me proof and then I will believe you. Well you say their pedophiles so.....SHOW ME PROOF... or at least acknowledge that it is opinion your stating and not fact.

Matt K. said...

Hello Tom
I am Matt Kyes the owner of www.machwon.com/ I am no way connected with Jim Jesus. After finding your post today I searched and found a post by Jim Jesus posted here

http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/viewtopic.php?p=357926&sid=c4b1610da0dc7e7b123f4029f1e4b6dd

Hopefully you understand that you have mistaken me for someone else and you are willing to delete this post that you made.
Thanks for your time
Matt K.
Ontario, Canada

tom newton said...

^
Tell you what Matt K:

You tell Lydia Fultz and Jim Jesus to delete ALL the personal data about the Kansas City Org Scientologists from their website, and then I will delete your info.

Until then, you are simply collateral damage. You can thank Lydia Fultz and the hategroup Anonymous for this.


Tom Newton

The Reverend Internet Jim Jesus said...

Tell you what Matt K:

You tell Lydia Fultz and Jim Jesus to delete ALL the personal data about the Kansas City Org Scientologists from their website, and then I will delete your info.

Until then, you are simply collateral damage. You can thank Lydia Fultz and the hategroup Anonymous for this.

Lydia doesn't have a web site and my website never contained any info about anyone at the KC Org.

Also now that you posted bomb and death threats on ARS, the FBI is investigating you.

Have a nice day.

Tom Newton said...

"Lydia doesn't have a web site and my website never contained any info about anyone at the KC Org.

Also now that you posted bomb and death threats on ARS, the FBI is investigating you.

Have a nice day."
There were no threats, loser. And you can't hide from the facts. Lydia Fultz is a cyber-stalker. I retaliated to make a point. You are a butt-hurt anti-Scientologist, and you failed to bury your docs by attributing them to someone else.

As to the "Death Threats"---there aren't any. I said "Tom Newton Must Die," as a reference to the reality that death is a part of life, and something we must all confront. There was no threat attached.

The FBI did come over last night , but after reading my blog, they were more interested in coffee and lulz. The current Director, Robert S. Mueller, III said it was very hypocritical for self-proclaimed vigilantes to run for help when someone bites back, and said I was doing a great public service.

The FBI is on MY side. Enjoy your fail.


Tom Newton

Anonymous said...

The FBI did come over last night , but after reading my blog, they were more interested in coffee and lulz. The current Director, Robert S. Mueller, III said it was very hypocritical for self-proclaimed vigilantes to run for help when someone bites back, and said I was doing a great public service.HAHAHAHA, Robert S. Mueller came over last night! Classic!

Did you hear that, the head of the FBI has nothing better to do than come over and drink coffee with some faggy blogger.

Jesus, that's like when I was in third grade and a kid told me his dad was Gene Simmons from KISS. GOD you must be insecure.

Anonymous said...

My Dad is L. Ron Hubbard from KISS

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