Mark Bunker's old nickname "Wise Beard Man" no longer applies--if it ever did. He's a duplicious demagogue; a paid bigot and agitator; a front man for a network of extremists. But what to name him?
I think I found the answer:
After examining the following videos in which Bunker announced that David Miscavige will now be known as "Slappy," I was taken aback at just how elated the man was. Mark Bunker is a bully, and a proud one at that.
| 1. | fappy | |
| A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate. Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues! | ||
QUESTION: What does giving DM the nickname "Slappy" say about Mark's journalistic integrity?
From this point forward, Mark Bunker will now be referred to as "Fappy."
Tom Newton
UPDATE:
For those of you offended by the word "fappy," note that the word is used almost exclusively by members of Anonymous : GOOGLE SEARCH Anonymous & Fapping
69 comments:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/22/scientology-leader-attacked-staff-allegation
Now cite an article from a credible news source about Mark Bunker being a chronic masturbator. Otherwise you're just a nasty little hater.
You are pathetic Tom.
So much for impartial blogger. At least I'd be saying that if there had been any pretence of that little lie even from day one.
Mark is fappy about Slappy. I'm just telling it like it is.
Tom Newton
"So much for impartial blogger. At least I'd be saying that if there had been any pretence of that little lie even from day one."
And what does giving DM the nickname "Slappy" say about Mark's journalistic integrity?
Tom Newton
Cool, Tom is treating urban dictionary as a reputable source:
Basically its a falsetto 'religion' in which eternal happiness is attained by donating all of your money to the leaders.
Founded by L. Ron Hubbard as a way to scheme money and make a fast buck off his books. One of the 'holiest' days in this religion is Hubbard's birthday.
Because most celebrites such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta are too stupid to realize it, they belong to this group.
If you even THINK of joining scientology, you should be kicked in the balls...hard.
David Miscavige
The chronically short, asthma-ridden tyrant at the head of The Church Of Scientology.
After serving as L Ron Hubbard's personal butt-boy during his adolescence, he used the fact the fact that Hubbard was on the run from the FBI to stage an internal coup.
He is well known as a violent, misogynistic, homophobic, megalomaniac.
He has not been seen often since Anonymous tore his "church" a new asshole!
Dude 1.) "What do you mean you don't hate Tom Cruise? His best friend is that asthma-troll, david miscavige"
Dude 2.) "Did you say, David Miscarriage?"
Dude 1.) "Yeah, you heard right!"
Settle down Tubby Newton.
Whoa, I guess Tom (sorry, Tubby) has abandoned simply making false assumptions and outright fabrications about critics of the cult and has now progressed to trying to be worse than he claims the critics are. Well Tubby, you've always been worse.
Hey bipolar boy, what's wrong with fapping? if you tried it more often, the voices in your head might die back a bit. =)
So why is it okay to libel the leader of Scientology, but not the leader of Anonymous?
^Apart from the whole thing about Mark not being a leader (the clue is in the way they act, Davey barks an order and hits people, Mark makes requests) there really isn't evidence for Mark being a chronic masturbator (I might be wrong, cite something if this is the case). On the other hand there is plenty of evidence for Davey physically abusing staff:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/22/scientology-leader-attacked-staff-allegation
Fappy is a term used by Anonymous members as well. It means slap happy.
^[citation needed].
^Duhhh...look here
^I see no use of the word fappy to mean slap happy.
^They use it when they get ecstatic.
The word "fappy," is used almost exclusively by members of Anonymous.
Are you in denial of this FACT?
Tom Newton
^I've gone through the first 10 pages of results from google for the word 'fappy' and two pages for fappy and anonymous, there's really no instance of anyone using it. Quit making shit up Tubby.
Funny, I remember Tom claiming on numerous occasions that he found every aspect of Anonymous disgusting, why is he trying so hard to emulate them (even if he's failing miserably)?
^Both of you are in denial.
Anons use the word "fap" in every conversation.
^There you go again, changing your argument. You were arguing a second ago that the word 'fappy' refers to being slap happy:
"Fappy is a term used by Anonymous members as well. It means slap happy."
Wait a minute here fappy, you're nit-picking the wrong person.
Let's get back to the main point:
Mark Bunker is a SLANDERER.
Anonymous members use the word FAP. You are in denial of this fact because I used it in a way you didn't like.
End of Story.
^In what way is that using the name slappy for David Miscavige slander?:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/22/scientology-leader-attacked-staff-allegation
Just as pertinently, fappy is not a term used by anyone as far as I can see, you claimed that. Use or not by Anonymous is irrelevant, what matters is that you have no evidence for your derogatory nickname. Furthermore, you have always decried 'Anonymous culture' and, whether or not I believe in it, you do, so why are you attempting to emulate something you profess to despise?
Moron. Google ANONYMOUS FAP.
Of course it's one of their words.
IT implies happiness.
"Furthermore, you have always decried 'Anonymous culture' and, whether or not I believe in it, you do, so why are you attempting to emulate something you profess to despise?"
What's with your double standard?
If anyone else acts like Anonymous, they are suddenly threats to national security.
I'm loving the way tom is drunkenly stumbling around trying and failing to make a point of any substance or even at all
"I'm loving the way tom is drunkenly stumbling around trying and failing to make a point of any substance or even at all"
What do you mean? The point is, Mark "Flappy" Bunker slanders DM. That was the original point.
"What's with your double standard?
If anyone else acts like Anonymous, they are suddenly threats to national security."
Eh? The first sentence has no bearing on my point and it's not clear whether the second sentence is an assertion or an accusation (or both).
"What do you mean? The point is, Mark "Flappy" Bunker slanders DM. That was the original point."
You've got to stop masturbating when you're trying to type. It's not slander if it's true:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/22/scientology-leader-attacked-staff-allegation
^It's not slander if it's true, I get it.
That pertains to Mark "Flappy" Bunker as well. Unless you think he's above that sort of thing....or that he can't see "it."
Tom Newton
^Finally, I was trying to figure out if you were downright retarded or just staying deliberately ignorant.
"Mark "Flappy" Bunker"
Flappy?
"
For those of you offended by the word "fappy," note that the word is used almost exclusively by members of Anonymous : GOOGLE SEARCH Anonymous & Fapping"
When you look at the number of results it's clear your claim of the word being used exclusively is wrong to the point of insanity:
Search for anonymous scientology fap - 2,740 results
Search for anonymous fap - 173,000 results
Search for fap - 13,500,000 results
That's an enormous minority buddy (if you don't understand statistics then you should avoid using them entirely, so as not to humiliate yourself).
To explain (because no self respecting person of average or better intelligence with any understanding of statistics would have made such a stupid claim), if your claim were true, and anonymous were almost exclusively using the term then the number of results for anonymous scientology and fap would be close to, if not identical to the number of results for fap alone. This massive disparity indicates a lack of association.
i love you <3
fucking brilliant, we're back to classic tom, lots of hot air and not a cotent statement made by him in sight
Fap is part of the Anonymous lexicon. You can't get around it with your mumbo jumbo, tool.
"cotent statement made by him in sight"
"Cogent"?
mumbo jumbo
This stuff isn't complex. It's pretty simple. OK, let's start with the facts:
Search for anonymous scientology fap - 2,740 results
Search for anonymous fap - 173,000 results
Search for fap - 13,500,000 results
Search for anonymous - 177,000,000 results
Search for anoymous scientology - 788,000 results
Let's assume for a second that I'm set a challenge, I must find out if people with blonde hair like ice cream much more than the rest but the data of who answered no is missing. The way I can test the hypothesis is by looking at the number of people that answered yes to ice cream, being blonde and who answered yes to both blonde and ice cream. The fact I get a lot of people answering yes to blonde and a lot to liking ice cream but a tiny number to both indicates little relationship and furthermore, this does not demonstrate that the null hypothesis (hair color has no impact on ice cream affinity). It in fact demonstrates that the opposite is true.
If this is all too much then you can either pick up a text book, shut up or carry on, proving to everyone who reads this that you are a logic immune cretin (if you did the latter it wouldn't change much, so don't feel too bad).
"If this is all too much then you can either pick up a text book, shut up or carry on, proving to everyone who reads this that you are a logic immune cretin (if you did the latter it wouldn't change much, so don't feel too bad)."
You are trying to cover up the established fact that 100% of Anons use the word fap amongst one another. It's part of their culture.
Do you still deny this FACT?
"You are trying to cover up the established fact that 100% of Anons use the word fap amongst one another. It's part of their culture.
Do you still deny this FACT?"
Where is this established. I demonstrated statistically that the use by Anonymous of the word 'fap' was small compared to the use of the word in general. You are making assertions without evidence.
^I guess he chose the cretin route.
Here. More google results:
Mormon Fap : 9860
Scientology Fap: 240,000
Michael Jackson Fap: 30,100
Chanology Fap: 8,310
Anonymous Fap: 173,000
Interesting, huh?
Tom Newton
But none come close to the mammoth 13.5 million results for fap alone. What's your obsession with Mormons about, do you thing they're a hate group too?
so scientologists are the ones fapping? funny, I'd have thought that would attract thetans
"so scientologists are the ones fapping? funny, I'd have thought that would attract thetans"
Anonymous are the ones using the term. Scientologists aren't allowed to use the Internet, remember?
^You anti-Scientology liars lie so much you fail to keep your stories straight.
"^You anti-Scientology liars lie so much you fail to keep your stories straight."
OK Mr Fap Fappy and Flappy.
^Don't forget Atheist, Christian, Christian-Atheist, Satanist and worshipper of Ancient Egyptian Sun Gods.
Anonymous members are retarded.
^Nice try Tom.
^oops.
Anonymous members are retarded.
Tom Newton
^Back to shit slinging? Oh well, I guess it's excusable when the only thing you have to throw is your own crap, rather than anything of any substance or truth.
tom is funnay lol
anyone seen my ipod? thanks,
mitchell henderson
tom's last 3 posts are totally awesome lol
Why is Tubby so obsessed with the word "fap"?
nigger
At the time of this post there was 865,562 and when you search google for "site:forums.whyweprotest.net fap" (which searches WWP for the word fap )it comes up saying about 176 results. That is about 0.02% of every post on WWP has the word fap.
When you search google for "anonymous fap" it looks for the words "anonymous" and "fap" on the same page in the database. Now since a webpage has the word "anonymous" somewhere on it along with the word "fap" somewhere on the pag doesn't mean that the group "Anonymous" uses the word fap as part of it's culture.
I really hate blogger you know that Tom? Had to cut my comment down just to met the requirement and made a mistake.
There was 865,562 posts on WhyWeProtest.
i cant believe that amount of anonymous that have come out to support their leader Nark Bunker, you see he's your leader but ill go the anonymous route and say prove me wrong! youre all puppets for ex-scientologists who are upset coz they didnt get what they wanted for scientology. mark bunker is an idiot who just wants to get arrested to seem like the police is against him. he's said it numerous times that he wants to get arrested and ive seen many videos of him aggravating the police till they have to caution him. prove me wrong! haha i dont expect anything but rude remarks and 'adam's a scientologist' coz none of you have the mental capacity to see what youre doing or be able to answer any counter argument without just shouting XENU! get over yourselves
adam westwood
Laughing Man, trying to explain even simple statistics to Tom is an exercise in futility. He's pretty dense.
Adam, trying to make an intelligent conversation with "Anonymous" is like trying to make an intelligent conversation with a chimpanzee. Yes "Anonymous" is capable of having such a conversation however they would prefer to fling a pile of crap at your face.
However the one thing I have to say about "Anonymous" is that they need to realize when there in a Euphoria. This is the feeling they get of being all powerful, you can trigger this easily by being followed or anything else that isn't normally achieved during the normal course of human experience. Fighting Scientology isn't something that occurs in the normal course of human experience.
^So what you imply is that chimps can have an intellectual conversation but prefer to be douchebags? The art of using a simile isn't complex.
As for Tom's google search statistics, Anonymous is more of a vague term than Mormon, scientology, Michael Jackson or Chanology. It used to be a word before the interwebz came about, we seem to have forgotten that.
^You can choose to be ingorant about the obvious connotations, but you can't expect the general public to side with you once the Truth About Anonymous leaks out.
When that time comes, all your lies will be seen for what they are and all your attempts at masking the issue behind rationalizations and logical fallacies will be seen for what they are:
An Empty Sham.
^Maybe I wasnt clear. Ignorance isnt the issue, I see your point but vague terms are equal to more results Tom.
People fap: 1.36 million results
Animal Fap: 286,000 results
Things fap: 377,000 results
cat fap: 449,000 results
Tom fap: 327,000 results
Internet fap: 1.2 million results
Dear Adam Westwood,
your attempts at trolling Anonymous are obvious and lame.
Your
Anonymous
Tom, are you going to even say something about the fact that 0.02% of posts on WhyWeProtest contains the word fap? Google isn't something you can use to say a group of people like to say the word fap. You know this page is going to end up in the google search "anonymous fap"? It has the word "Anonymous" in the title and even has the word "fap" in the title. It even has them in the page, however it isn't "Anonymous" saying fap it is you saying that they say fap.
How many of the search results are actual posts made by members of "Anonymous", and you can't say all of them. I want you to go through all the results and tell me how many are and how many aren't, until then it can't even be considered evidence or proof in a debate.
So what. Mark Bunker gives a nickname just like Scientology did to those in the recent Freedom newsletter calling people "Kingpin" "con man" "adulteress"
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